but seriously, i know how to treat a lady
- me: i don't know if i'm gonna make it to the gym tonight. i might get stuck at the office for a bit.
- her: buh. sorry, dude.
- me: it's cool. we can hit up the pll recap and watch television things later on.
- her: you mean, i can collapse after going on my run, and you can read aloud to me?
- me: essentially, yes. and then we can just lay around in the glow of the cable until sleep and/or death comes.
- her: this sounds like a perfect evening.
