(970): Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it’s so cute.
“ Children are willing to expose themselves to experiences. We aren’t. Grownups always say they protect their children, but they’re really protecting themselves. Besides, you can’t protect children. They know everything. ”
Maurice Sendak
“ Groceries, you need to learn how to select your thoughts just the same way you select what clothes you’re gonna wear every day. This is a power you can cultivate. If you want to control things in your life so bad, work on your mind. That’s the only thing you should be trying to control. Drop everything else but that. Because if you can’t learn to master your thinking, you’re in deep trouble forever. ”
Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Kitten Mittens!
I just squealed “teeheehee!” at my desk. That’s the noise I make when I’m trying to be professional and laugh silently, and then fail.
“ I believe that everyone else my age is an adult whereas I am merely in disguise. ”
Margaret Atwood
even MORE robot cakes.
if anyone wants to make me an optimus prime cake, i’d love you forever.
only in boulder…
